1. toddkraine:

    viviannbonnie:

    this never gets old

    Universite

    (Source: theclearlydope, via m--sa)

     

  2. artbymoga:

    buginateacup:

    Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

    "I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

    From this point onward I will never respond any other way.

    (via m--sa)

     
  3. (Source: giphy.com, via m--sa)

     

  4. jimsturgess:

    today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

    (Source: matthitarchive, via m--sa)

     

  5. johnocallaganteven:

    • ZACK IS NOT WORTHLESS
    • ZACK MATTERS SO MUCH TO ALL TIME LOW THE BAND WOULD NOT BE A BAND WITHOUT ZACK MERRICK
    • HAVE YOU HEARD A SONG WITH NO BASS LINE; IT’S AWFUL
    • JUST BECAUSE A PERSON IS SHY DOESN’T MEAN THEY DONT MATTER
    • IF I SEE ONE MORE RUDE POST ABOUT ZACK IM GOING ON A MURDER SPREE

    (via how-to-train-your-guardian)

     

  6. "Don’t confuse neediness for love
    Because obsession never lasts and you’re insane by a landslide"
    — Bayside “Carry On” (via articuno5)

    (via loserprodigies)

     
  7. fedorabow:

    Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
    Phineas: Baljeet?
    Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
    Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
    Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

    I used to think that this was an exaggeration

    I was wrong

    (via necrogitnasty)

     
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  9. koryos:

    koryos:

    so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

    i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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    i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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    UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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    (via m--sa)

     
  10.  
  11. but foreshadowing

    (Source: darlingbenny, via m--sa)

     
  12. marilynde:

    I will always reblog this on Thursday.

    (Source: liesmiths, via m--sa)

     
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  14. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

    (via m--sa)

     
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